Funny Hindi SMS messages
01.12.09
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World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you.
Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)
Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest.
Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
