SMS Jokes
World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you.
Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)
Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest.
Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!