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World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?

Banta: Me too, after u leave

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you.

Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)

Dying husband: I have something to tell you.

Wife: Don't speak, just rest.

Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend.

Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!

What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)

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