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World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you. Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)

Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!

What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)

One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me,
you or my life?
I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it, & it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u

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