Funny SMS Messages

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

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