Rajnikanth Jokes

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
The Bank Bounced

Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

Awesome fact...
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

Rajnikanth creats his new mail i.d.
gmail@rajnikanth.com

USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

A child went to Kashmir and startd playing by making small mountains from ice
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
That child name is: Rajnikanth

FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury...
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
To protect the sun from his eyes!