Lost and Found
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k atey hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol dain gay, ke 1 hi mila tha
Traffic Signals
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said "India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"
Skeleton
Interviewer: "what is skeleton?"
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Faasi
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!