Teacher and Student
Teacher: What do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Cricket Final
Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play Cricket in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine before sleep..
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Plants
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Chicken Or Egg
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
Cricket Match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"